Well, I'm Josh apparently. Ummm I'm really weird and I suck at these things. There's a lot about myself I don't actually know (like reasons I talk about Josh in 3rd person) but I know I can be a very caring person. Umm I love food & music, but The Legend of Zelda will always satisfy my heart<3 i love bacon ._.

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He said rape happens for a reason.
  • When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
  • When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
  • He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

  • He looks ‘feminine’
  • you think he’s gay
  • His voice sounds ‘feminine’

(via myheartisthew0rst)

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2 weeks ago

if-you-ever-say-never-too-late:

lets play a game called is frank jerking off or playing guitar

(via another-nuisance)

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2 weeks ago

phantesers:

evanpeterssexualfrustrations:

saturating:

my friend just told me that metal music is called that

     because

                    metal 

                                is

                                    heavier 

                                                  than 

                                                             rock

Omg this literally just changed my life.

THIS POST WAS ON MY DASH 11 TIMES IN A ROW OMFG

(via believe-in-this-suicide)

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3 weeks ago

daftfolkpunk:

thecopyalchemist:

daftfolkpunk:

colonel sean

kernel shawn

i fucking hate english

(via welivelikeimmortals)

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3 weeks ago

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

image

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via xloudwithoutasoundx)

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3 weeks ago

Just so we're clear

Cocaine possession:3-5 years in prison
Crack possession:15 years in prison
Pirating music:Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got:One year in prison
Stealing bread:5 years for what you did, the rest because you tried to run.
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3 weeks ago

blackthorngym:

When you reblog something so someone sees it, but they reblog it from someone else

image

(via sun-rise-onthe-eastside)

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1 month ago

andrewpauldost:

IMAGINE DRAKE BELL BEATING OFF HUNDREDS OF JUSTIN BIEBER FANS WITH HIS SUITCASE

(via arh4t)

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1 month ago
makeawishandtakechance:

wheresthe-innocence:

doinitlikeabawwsss:

sohardtoreach:

THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.
OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard. 
Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.
Forever reblog.
READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard.
legit crying.
Gave me shivers because iwas once in this situation..
———
Well I just cried my eyes out.


TumbleOn)

Aweee :c

makeawishandtakechance:

wheresthe-innocence:

doinitlikeabawwsss:

sohardtoreach:

THIS DESERVES A BILLION FUCKING NOTES.

OMG. I am not ever not reblogging this. People need to be heard.

Everytime I will reblog. People NEED to see this.

Forever reblog.

READ THIS. Take a few seconds, and just read this. Then reblog it. Then think about it hard.

legit crying.

Gave me shivers because iwas once in this situation..

———

Well I just cried my eyes out.

Aweee :c

(Source: sjsunga, via lipstickstained-napkins)

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1 month ago

myfreedomisback:

lovelyvomit:

typette:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT

nO BUT ITS SO CUTE

(Source: moriahsherie, via theseshadowswillhauntyou)

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